Newscaster Response to Mike Myers’ New Child Is Why the Apocalypse Is Imminent (VIDEO)

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Affirmative, Dear!
The End of Days is Nigh.

Conan O’Brien revealed evidence last night that an apocalypse of some kind is just on the horizon and it involves some sort of body-snatching clones.

First off, Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale are expecting a child. Aw, ain’t that sweet? Sure. Whatever. What is not sweet is the blindly insane carbon copy response that every newscaster in the country decided to use. You can imagine what it was. The supercut of all of them…all strung together makes me think I should be prepping pretty hard for doomsday. The robots / body-snatchers are pretty much ready to take over. Either that or all of the news in the country is written by one dude in a bunker somewhere near the the earth’s core.

See y’all at the Lake of Fire, bros.

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