I don't care how they spell their names, because I spell them S-E-X-Y. Sure, hot glamour models have been using oddly formed versions of traditional female names since the dawn of time, or the dawn of Page 3, but there's no denying that they also bring bodaciously formed versions of the fine female body, and in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic, that's all that matters.
This week's contest of the chestal goodies pits legend Lacey Banghard and her melons o' plenty up against fair-haired beauty Staci Noblett and her poolside perfection. It's truly a Solomon-esque decision. Thankfully, my name is not Solomon. But, today, you must take her place. Between these two topless bathing beauties, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?