Let me be perfectly upfront about this, I’d shank any one of you in an alley way if it means five minutes alone with either the ridiculously hot India Reynolds or Mellisa Clarke. I’d sell my own organs, your organs, the organ I stole from the historic church, just for the chance to breathe near the bodacious goodness of either of these two women pitted against one another’s funbags in this week’s Battle of the Boobtastic.
Really, it’s a cruel trick to ask anybody to decide between the blessed puppies of these luscious women. But cruel is the task that lay ahead of you as the sacred jury of the BotB. You must send one girl home in swollen triumph, the other in deflated tears. Who shall it be this week? Whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?