Heidi Klum Sucks a Popsicle, I Give Her a Six

I love nothing more than to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities working their mouths lusciously over a cool summer time treat. I don’t care if it’s the middle of winter, I can’t help but think it’s a preview of what they might be like in regard to pulling push pops in the boudoir.

I have to give Heidi Klum something of a mixed grade in this regard. While I would kill each and every one of you with a dull screwdriver for the chance to be that popsicles, she seems a bit of a nibbler, a sampler if you will. There’s no full commitment to taking down that mohel’d frozen treat and I’m a bit underwhelmed. We’ve seen better. Though I suppose being a wicked hot German model with $50 million in the bank makes the point rather moot. It always does. Enjoy.

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