Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: A Sexy Dominatrix Meets the British Queen, By Stowing Away on an Airplane

Yes, that’s the kind of morning headline that could break your mind, and leave both your exhausted brain cells out of commission for the rest of the day. It’s fortunate, then, that this didn’t actually happen at all. Not even slightly.

Instead, it is this week’s three crazy-ass events in one. A medley of madness, if you will, or an amalgamation of absurdity, or… we’re out. It’s been a long week. Let’s just get to business.

In today’s gallery, Enter the Dominatrix surfaces for real (at last) as a sex-worker-stuffed DLC package for Saints Row IV, while Queen Elizabeth II lends us her –elderly yet expert, we’re sure– opinion on the evils of video games. A special mention also goes to the nine-year-old who went on a airplane romp across the country, inspired by Grand Theft Auto V. It’s a thrilling tale of bravery, adventure and dumbass parents. How can you pass that up? You can’t, that’s how.

Kotaku brings us raunchy DLC, some wisdom from Queen Lizzie and Grand Theft Auto-flavored weirdness with airplanes.

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