Oh, of course, it’s not a competition. But as a variation of our favorite new game, we figured you probably wouldn’t mind seeing more of Alyssa Arce and her bare arse, among other fine bits, on the pages of Playboy magazine. We really fell in lust almost instantly at the end of last week when lucky bastard photographer Terry Richardson rubbed Alyssa’s nekkid form in our faces. Now, thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, prepare to fall hard for this Arce all over again.
There is something to be said for a ridiculously hot woman nekkid on a race track. And that thing is ‘Hey, little lady, how’d you like to go for a ride?’ I tried that once to a girl in middle school on my bike. I ended up with a cracked rib and a busted Huffy. I bet Alyssa is a bit more gracious in her responses. I just imagine her being super gracious, and covered in whipped cream, if I’m being honest. Enjoy.