Whoa. If it isn’t lingerie model slash wife of Peter Crouch WAG Abigail Clancy candidly asstastic in tight sweat pants! Just look at that righteous booty. I may not eat for a week. Or, I may only eat food scooped from an ice cream dispenser in perfect hemispheric shapes. Whoa again.
We’ve seen Abigail Clancy in the past wearing even less, but this right here is a true testament to the simple power of a wonderful ass. I’m going to go write a poem now or build a clipper ship. Abbey, baby, I’m sailing toward your shores. Enjoy.