Talk about laying out the two better parts of my dream ménage à trois. Uber-sextastic Jessica Alba came to the set of Extra to hang out with Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, and while I know the two of them were silly gabbing over some promotional merchandising effort, I don’t need to hear anything to know that I’ve just seen my destiny.
Oh, to arrive back in my 900-sq. ft. mini-mansion to find these two lovely ladies jumping out to gang tackle me in a lively game of unhide the sausage. You may say that I’m a dreamer, but on this one, I know I’m not the only one. Jessica Alba and Maria Menounus bumping rear ends against my very soul, that’s my vision of heaven. Enjoy.