Lisa Opie Bikini Pictures Put the Virgin Sextastic on Your Mind

Lisa Opie is the Miss Virgin Island contestant from the Miss USA pageant, all of which means she probably walks, talks, and most definitely looks better than me and you on the beach.

But, pageant girls are used to the long, rich, deep leers of admiring, let’s call ourselves judges. And based on seeing Lisa Opie and her ridiculously hot body in a bikini on Miami Beach, I have to give her a 10, or two thumbs up, or an invitation back to my room at the hotel, or whatever it is the top beauty pageant contestants receive in terms of bonuses. Enjoy.

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