I’m pretty sure this is an advertisement for Axe and not a straight up pictorial in FHM Turkey, nevertheless, it features the tasty form of the newly single Kelly Brook in some form fitting revealing clothes and that’s good enough for me. She certainly looks better than Henry, my auto mechanic who has done over three thousand dollars worth of repairs on a car that’s worth half of that and some sentimental value. I’d not like to see Henry in Daisy Dukes, but Kelly Brook, now that is an entirely different matter.
Kelly and I are meant to be together, though I’m sure she’s not reconciled herself yet to that fact. She’ll have to go through a few more handsome a-holes before coming to her senses and being my lady on the side. You can take a guess as to which side. Oh, Kelly, you do make a clean man dirty, even if he tries to cover that dirt with stanky Axe spray. Enjoy.