Au natural 30 Rock hottie Katrina Bowden got married or something silly like that that would only anger me if I looked it up, so I prefer to imagine she put on her little tiny bikini and splashed through the waters of Hawaii just for me. I mean, other people can ogle obviously, but her little splashy jumpy hotness show, I have to reserve that for myself.
As well as checking out her 360-degrees of slender hotness. I know her bikini is designed to look like flower petals, perhaps not specifically designed such that lusty men like myself can talk about deflowering her. Yes, I did. Enjoy.