As the world prepares for some sort of far too real military battle, we are reminded of just how fine this planet would be if all disputes were settled by the pitting of hot girl vs. hot girl in a a battle of supremely special chests. I mean, maybe we’d still allow a good schoolyard nose punching, because those flag football controversies need to be settled in some traditional manner, but outside of a little shnozz bopping, we’d resolve all conflict with the sextastic likes of Katia Ivanova and Sabine Jemeljanova smooshing their pillowy delights against one another until a winner is declared.
Yes, I have a dream too. Many. Each night. And they do tend to involve girls like Katia and Sabine pressing the flesh in sweet struggle for a Battle of the Boobtastic trophy that only you can award with your votes. So, vote now, and vote often, and decide for us today, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?