I suppose the big news was that Chris Brown’s regular new girlfriend Karrueche Tran was seen hanging out with another guy on the beach in Miami over the weekend. I suppose this might mean Chris Brown now has to get somebody from his posse to throw a bottle at this guy’s head.
But what interests me far more than passive aggressive rap culture paybacks is that tight little bottom on Karrueche Tran. Sure, the entire bikini package is nothing to sneeze at (unless you’re allergic to girls, oh, perish the though). But that booty, wow. I just want to squeeze it with both my hands and my feet. Then, of course, duck away from a flying bottle. Enjoy.