First off, once again this year, I have no clue what is the difference between the Creative Arts Emmy Awards and the regular old Emmy Awards which take place next Sunday. They both have red carpets and sextastic decked out celebrities and hand out Emmy Awards and they do so a week apart just to make everything super confusing. Needless to say, I decided to stop thinking and just started staring. That's my typical reaction to confusion as well as all other mental states.
And that did present the opportunity to lay peeps upon such sights as Katherine McPhee flashing her booty in her gown, Malin Akerman doing the same, and Jennette McCurdy still trying to pull off her cutesy teen thing even though she's no longer a teen and she's got a very grown up woman's body. I wonder if she won a Creative Arts Emmy for her chesty goodness. Now that would be an award show. Enjoy.