I'm not shy about expressing my base lust for Russian model Irina Shayk. Ever since the day we saw her providing soccer star room service to Ronaldo in New York, I've been both, well, extremely jealous, and filled with primal passion for wicked hot bodied Irina. It probably doesn't help that every time I see her she's barely clad in either lingerie or skimpy bikinis, flashing her amazing good looks and a female form that a man would set to sea and conquer the world for if he knew it would be his for but an hour upon his return. Which now makes me wish I knew how to sail a boat.
Check out Irina Shayk in this new Simons lingerie photoshoot and see if you don't start writing her long letters begging for a pair of her used stockings too. I mean, not that I do that. Enjoy.