I’m tired of lamenting all the beautiful women George Clooney has cast aside. I can’t tell if it makes me jealous or nauseous or murderous with intent any longer. I just find it disturbing I suppose that any man could ever toss aside the blatant bodily goodness of a woman like model Elisabetta Canalis
. The Italian model looked smoking hot once more in her bikini on a summer vacation. With models it’s actually hard to tell when they’re on vacation actually, as opposed to us white-bodied pale manatees burning by the pool with too much liquor in our bodies by 11am. We’re far more obvious. And far less hot than Elisabetta, former girlfriend to George. Mofo. Enjoy.