Who can keep track of all these upscale events in New York this weekend in and around fashion week? I can only tell you that I wasn’t invited to any again this year, damn fashion snobs. But, I do have my sources, and we have our ogling eyes peeping into all the best events, including this fancy fest that brought out super hotties Doutzen Kroes and Irina Shayk showing off some of their fine fun parts for the benefit of some good cause. Namely, our viewing pleasure.
Seeing Doutzen and Irina only serves to remind me that as much I’d love invites to these swank soirees, you really can’t show up without a supermodel on your arm, exiting out of your fancy car. So, I’ve got one year to upgrade my stepping out status such that next Fashion Week, I’m not rolling up in a Corolla with my cousin Anita in her back brace. I feel like there’s no obstacle I can’t overcome if girls like Doutzen and Irina are on the other side. Unless it involves heights, I’m not so good with heights. Enjoy.