Courtney Stodden Topless Finally Occurs at 19 (and DD) on Celebrity Big Brother

 

To call Courtney Stodden flashing her bare boobs to the ‘secret’ cameras on Celebrity Big Brother U.K. an accident is sort of like calling Courtney Stodden a celebrity in the first place. I’m not buying it. Still, even waiting a year and a major implant surgery past her barely legal birthday to finally see Courtney’s fully exposed udders, I guess it was cosmically worth it. Kinda sorta?

It’s easy to hate on Courtney Stodden, though if we’re being honest with ourselves, she’s doing precisely what we anticipated she would beginning three years ago, so outrage seems a stretch in the least. I once again defer to the Ferdinand principle in all such controversial matters. I prefer to sit under my cork tree and smell the flowers and watch the bare funbags without a need for complications. Enjoy.