Taylor Swift is a G-rated girl in an R-rated world. There’s no doubt about that. There’s also no reason to believe we won’t be ogling when she gives us a little PG moment every now and then in concert, as she did last night at Soldier FIeld in Chicago in a reasonably tight pair of leather shorts that highlighted her never exposed derriere.
We just know there’s a big bad booty lurking in there somewhere, dying to get out. Or, maybe, we’re just dying to release it. Either way, the Kraken cheeks need to see the light of day. Or night, in our boudoir, as we prepare to become the future subjects of an angry Taylor Swift song. It’d be worth it. Enjoy.