I think it goes without saying that you can’t have a lowest common denominator of taste than anything teens choose on national television. So unless you’re a 14-year old girl and when asked about the last book you read you answer, ‘Huh?’, you’re probably not a fan or even familiar with the name of most of the honorees and winners at last night’s 2013 Teen Choice Awards. Just know that somebody at Fox thought it’d be cool to give away surfboards instead of trophies, because that’s so damn teen relatable.
Nevertheless, as always, anything award show related and big network is going to bring out some serious starpower and some sweet hotties decked out in their finest, including Selena Gomez, who stole the show in her double slit form fitting dress, ever hot Nina Dobrev, Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue for no reason, underrated Shay Mitchell, a busty grown up Abigail Breslin, and much much more. You really should get out your Mr. Zogs and check them all out. Enjoy.