In further proof that the gods hate us all, a young boy in California was shocked to discover that he had a friggin snail growing in his knee. Yes. It seems that young Paul Franklin was having fun at the beach with his parents when he fell down and scraped his knee. No big deal, right? Yes. Yes big deal. A couple of weeks later the scrape had turned into a black bump. The mom squeezed it and out popped A FRIGGIN SEA SNAIL!!!! It seems that when he scraped his knee a snail egg got in the wound, grew, and then hatched. I will never go into the ocean again and, if you need me, I'll be vomiting until I die.
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