Just a simple sidewalk scene outside a talk show appearance and Olivia Wilde is driving men wild. Well, I’m speaking for all men who happen to find Olivia a rather attractive woman who went far off the charts when she started hinting at how much she loves long rounds of sex with her lucky bastard boyfriend. Fiance now I guess. Still a lucky bastard.
Sometimes I listen to that old song about marrying an ugly girl if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, and I think to myself, there’s little to no joy in being practical. Olivia, when you’re ready to move on to a man who this morning did just over ten pushups, call me. I’m ready to let you make me unhappy for a good long while. Enjoy.