Oh, ever so close were we to seeing a wonderful wardrobe malfunction from sultry hottie Nicole Scherzinger of Pussycat Dolls fame in her low cut outfit at a press event for X-Factor in London.
In addition to being a woman who I would pay one million dollars to to see wash my car in a pair of daisy dukes and a sheer white t-shirt (two million if she drove away with me in the car after to an undisclosed meadow where we defiled each other’s temples), Nicole has been a long time judge on the X-Factor, helping to guide lots of annoying new pop stars into our lives. So, yay for you, Nicole, but mostly for that epic boobtastic near-spill. It could have been glorious. Enjoy.