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New 'Machete Kills' Trailer Has Some (Literally) Killer Boobtastic (VIDEO)

The new Machete Kills trailer has some rather murderous mammaries. No, literally, Sofia Vergara straps machine gun bewbs to her chest and fires them. Yeah. Pretty wild.

If that's not a perfect indication of how utterly batshit this iteration of Machete will be, I'll let the trailer speak for itself. Seriously, check it out: Charlie Sheen (as his real name Carlos Estevez)  is the president and Lady Gaga does stuff covered in a real live Cuba Gooding, Jr. suit. Amber Heard in a Miss San Antonio sash? What's crazier than that?

Nothing, my friends. NOTHING.

Oh, and in a shocking 'just like in real life' turn, Mel Gibson is the villain.

Tagged in: Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Videos, Movies, Machete Kills

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