New ‘Machete Kills’ Trailer Has Some (Literally) Killer Boobtastic (VIDEO)

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The new Machete Kills trailer has some rather murderous mammaries. No, literally, Sofia Vergara straps machine gun bewbs to her chest and fires them. Yeah. Pretty wild.

If that’s not a perfect indication of how utterly batshit this iteration of Machete will be, I’ll let the trailer speak for itself. Seriously, check it out: Charlie Sheen (as his real name Carlos Estevez)  is the president and Lady Gaga does stuff covered in a real live Cuba Gooding, Jr. suit. Amber Heard in a Miss San Antonio sash? What’s crazier than that? 

Nothing, my friends. NOTHING.

Oh, and in a shocking ‘just like in real life’ turn, Mel Gibson is the villain.

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