I promised myself when I grew up I'd never end up like my disapproving parents, or the ever-watchful principal, or the pearl clutching Gladys Kravitz. But, oh, Miley Cyrus does make that ever so hard.
Miley Cyrus sort of topped herself tonight at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, stripping down to very little to the imagination, employing rubber and toys and some bending over for Robin Thicke to create what will surely be (one of) the most controversial moments of the evening. Of course, people will lament the programming aimed at young teen girls, teen boys will rejoice as to how Miley's lead might impact the teen girls in their school, and we at Egotastic! will simply stare.
We don't usually (almost never) show any male figures on this site, but Robin Thicke had to be included for full Miley tongue-and-butt-wagging faux fornication show. It won't soon be forgotten. Enjoy.