Are you kidding me? I need to choose between the greater of two amazing sets of fabulous funbags as to which set of fluffy wonderments are superior to the five senses? I am kidding, for this is not my job, but your sacred weekly duty. To stare longingly into the bare chests of two outrageously hot women like Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds, and declare the more perfect, the greater among equals, the capo di tutti capi of crazy sweet melons. Do you have the nerve to pull the trigger?
This is the Battle of the Boobtastic. There is definitely crying in this sport. So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?