I must admit to be frightened of those zipline tourist and amusement park attractions. They say only one in a million times does anything every go wrong. I always assume dude #999,999 just flew off ahead of me. I like my feet on terra firma. I’ve got important responsibilities here on earth. Like showing you people with more ziplining cajones than me. People like Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s teenaged daughter who seems to be packing a little more booster in her bottom rockets than her mom ever did, if you know what I’m saying. There’s some junk in that… yeah, you probably got it the first time.
Anyhow, because of her tender years, I can’t really go into much detail. But, suffice it to say, the way Lourdes curves are shaping up, she’s going to be very popular with the Sir Mix A Lot disciples. Enjoy.