Holy difficult choices, Batman. Or, Ben Affleck. This week’s epic Battle of the Boobtastic pits two true funbag giants against one another on the Thunderdome of the Ta-Ta’s where only one pert natural pair may survive, the other left to feel naught but the comforting massage of my cold holds as consolation.
In one corner we have Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, a legend in her own young right, against veteran blonde chest puppy dominator, Rhian Sugden, who holds her own, as would if I had her ridiculously hot set of knockers. Alas, we only had enough money for one fake trophy, so now you must decides, who’s blessed cups reign supreme?