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Kate Upton Can't Not Be Hot, So She Gives Up Trying in Elle

Kate Upton has this new thing where she's doing magazine spreads in stylish, fashiony, kind of retro chic something or other. Since her latest such visual affair takes place in Elle magazine, I'll have to assume this is for the ladies who get stimulated by seeing such artistry. For us men folk, and our beloved Sapphic leaning women, the staging of it all seems to unnecessary, compared to, say, pictures of Kate Upton eating Cheerios in the buff. See, I just invented a motif that would take five minutes and garner one-hundred times as many interested eyeballs.

But, alas, horny men do not rule the world, just the halls of Congress, so we must obliged the large number of decent but misguided folks on this spinning orb who delight in seeing a fully clothed Kate Upton. Blessedly, there's no amount of staging or wardrobe that could possibly take away from the allure of Kate Upton. Have at it proper fashionable ladies. You can take away our simple skin views but you can't take away our imaginations. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Cleavage, Photos, Kate Upton, Elle magazine

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