Sometimes, I wonder what life would be like if I ever took a vacation. But then I imagine photos of myself in a swimsuit in Los Cabos and the entire world becoming simultaneously disinterested and a bit nauseous. Probably far better that supremely hot moms like Kate Beckinsale do the vacationing for the rest of us, especially in their bikinis out underneath the bright Mexican sun.
This is day two of Kate’s multi-bikini vacation South of the Border, and while we’ve seen her in smaller bikinis before, the bright white definitely helped us train our lenses on her fine MILFtastic form, so there’s that. Not to mention the complex, multi-variable dreamscape game I’m currently imagining as the cabana boy serving Kate by the pool. Let’s just say that within mere steps of exiting the water, Kate would be perfectly dried and lotioned and shiny and relaxed. Perfect service, if she doesn’t happen to notice the slightly distressing poking feeling in her backside. Oh, mama! Kate Beckinsale. Enjoy.