Grope This: Body Pillow With Gel T&A Inserts

So you’re not yet ready to get it on with a blow-up sex doll, but you hate having to spend every night alone in your bed. Here’s a solution of sorts that doesn’t involve getting a hooker or calling one of those $2.99-per-minute phone sex hotlines: these body pillows with gel-filled tit-and-asses inserts.

This is probably the closest that you can get to feeling up the real deal at this low point of your singlehood. Actually, scratch that. These will probably feel like the silicone-filled boobies and behinds of women who can’t lay off the plastic surgery, but hey, just take what you can get.

The bad news? These are only available in Japan. The good news? If you have friends who live there, then they can FedEx you one.

Check It Out: T&A Body Pillow Demo

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