As we know, ‘jiggle physics’ are an aspect of video games you just can’t escape (unless, presumably, you stop playing Dead or Alive, with its notorious chesticles-wobbling-like-two-sacks-full-of-angry-wolverines style). Soon, there’ll be nary a female in the virtual world who hasn’t booked an emergency appointment with the Buxom-o-matic machine.
Furious feminists and other non-fans of vast, obscene anti-gravity boobitude remain all kinds of pissed about the whole situation. Before a mob encroaches on the offices of game developers worldwide to smash the windows and shit on the desks, though, a little equality is at hand. Or rather, in Mount Your Friends, big ol’ terrifying jiggling dicks are at hand. In a charmingly twee, indie sandbox game you probably don’t want to see.
Still, in the interests of crazy, here it is. Also above, Kim Jong-Un gets ‘sexy’ in an entirely inexplicable gaming cameo, and Whose Line is it Anyway? busts out some Grand Theft Auto references.