Yes indeed, gentlemen. In honor of Grand Theft Auto V dropping the trailertastic once again (in spectacular style, we might add), here’s another special edition of the Whacked Out Week.
The brief clip itself is wonderment enough. It’s a single minute of movie trailer-esque explosions, shotguns, entreaties for group hugs, psychopaths and sideburns. We also notice that, of the three protagonists, Michael is emerging as the ‘star’ of the game. Perhaps he’s sleeping with someone at Rockstar. As we all know, competition for bigger roles is never resolved until someone gets their wang out.
Which is all well and good. Watch it, love it, pre-order it. But for today’s dose of crazy-tude, we’re more interested in the shitstorm of internet stupidity that ensued afterwards. GTAV Trailer Comments has again been recording the best of the… worst, and adding picturesque backgrounds to make the piss-takey images below. They’re like motivational posters that make you want to punch your own brain in the face. Prepare yourself (for many, many NSFW F-bombs), then hit the jump for some wise, ridiculous words from Youtube-dwellers worldwide.
Quite plainly, that’s a lot of information to take in right there. We can’t possibly condone this much stupid. Nevertheless, it seems that Grand Theft Auto V will be the game that finally allows us to ‘recruit and manage a stable of bitches.’ How long we’ve waited for this day.