Eva Longoria Is Single and Cleavetastically Ready to Mingle

Eva Longoria, one of the world’s most eligible bachelorettes, is single again after a short passionate fling with a Latino male model who I can’t help but feel is both taller and more guapo than myself. But, I guess she got tired of seeing his pretty face every morning, or maybe he just forgot to put the toilet seat back down, either way, it’s over, and Eva is once more eligible.

To signal her new found singleness, Eva strapped on a low cut top and promptly took a bike ride around Los Angeles to remind all the men just how sextastic she is. I’m not sure if she toted her 1040K behind her to also show how crazy wealthy she is, for that may have simply started a dude riot. As for me, I care not for the coin of the realm, beyond, obviously, being kept in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed. But a hot girl on a bike, for that I care very very much. So hot, Eva. Enjoy.

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