Doutzen Kroes Turns Women’s Magazines Into Male Fantasy (That’s a Thing)

You know this is the time of the month when my supply of ladies magazines comes to the doorstep of my pied-à-terre and I scream like a little girl child with delight. And no greater shriek perhaps than the sight of Doutzen Kroes in Vogue magazine in a fashiony, yet undeniably sextastic pictorial that I had to leer at not twice, but thrice, to gather in the full horny majesty.

Once again, Doutzen Kroes proves she is one of the world’s least well known super hot women, the reasons why remain a complete mystery. But I consider her something of a secret pleasure. Like Duck Dynasty. Only far less facial hair. Enjoy.

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