I don’t know what kind of black magic Christie Brinkley utilizes to keep herself looking ever so alluring as she approaches her 60th birthday, but if a few German kids in the Black Forest have to go missing as a sacrifice to keep Christie looking like she does, so be it. We can always make more children, but making another wicked fine looking woman for going on four decades now, that only comes around rarely in human evolutionary history.
At some froufrou party the other night in New York, Christie flashes her dancer model legs, still the hottest for any AARP member I know. Not to mention the looks of a woman half her age. Oh, how I’d love to explore and approximate the age on the other parts beneath the pink. For strictly scientific purposes, naturally. Enjoy.