Chris Cornell’s Wife Goes Topless in Miami

 

Editor’s Note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post has been removed because Chris Cornell and his attorneys don’t want you to see his wife’s boobs. Not very rock and roll of you, Chris.

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Vicky Karayiannis, you may not know her name, but you probably know Chris Cornell, he of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame. Well, when we were casually glancing at ladies on the beach in Miami this weekend, we couldn’t help but notice his wife was rather topless.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It gave the gentleman oglers a sweet beach day distraction and taught some young boys the meaning of ‘future desires’ and some young girls the meaning of ‘I hate that big boobed biyatch’. All in all, it was a valuable learning experience. Bless you, Vicky. Enjoy.