Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures Multi-Colored Goodness in Hawaii

Charlize Theron is an adopted mom now, a just completed Max Max road warrior, and just as hot as ever. Granted, the short hair cuts are not our favorite, but if you’re looking at her fur top, you’re missing so much glorious and sextastic middle parts, I might need to send you back to school.

On vacation in Hawaii, Charlize switched between red and yellow bikinis, two colors that to me I still read as green, go ahead and ogle, as she hung out by the pool in our nation’s 50th state. Like most men and Sapphic leaning women, I have strong feelings for Charlize. Sure, you could try and pigeon hole these complex emotions and call them the super-hornies or something, and, you’d be mostly right. But with Charlize, I think I’d even muster up a few minutes of foreplay. I know. Just for the very special ladies. Enjoy.

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