Carla Bruni Bikini Pictures for Former First Lady Faptastic Glory

I feel like I may be the only A-list individual not in St. Tropez these days. It’s possible I’m confusing the definition of that term, but my grandmother always said I was on her A-list. That and five dollar checks for my birthday always made her my very favorite person in the whole world. Still, it’s possible she was just trying to build my self-esteem.

Former French first lady and former former model Carla Bruni was in a white bikini on the beach in St. Tropez over the weekend. She’s keeping herself in mighty fine form, if I may say so without being ruder than usual. I wouldn’t say she’s driving me insane with passion, but I would say that when matched up again Hillary Clinton and the other first ladies we’re all familiar with, I’m bolting for Carla’s hand at the bloggers/Former First Ladies dance. Enjoy.

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