I doubt Daenerys would have any trouble finding a man to bonk her–if she existed in real life, that is. For obvious reasons, I think dudes should stay away from girls who have been spoken for, especially if their boyfriends happen to be the tough and too-buff guys from Game of Thrones.
But let’s say that they’re all single and still alive and kicking. In that alternate universe, who knows what they’ll do to get a mate? They might even try online dating. And giving us a peek into that world is Team Pwnicorn, who put together this hilarious gallery of the characters’ online dating profiles.
Even The Wall wants to get in on the action…although I don’t foresee any takes anytime soon.