Topless Dancing Girls Make Justin Timberlake’s Tunnel Vision Worth Watching

 

I have to say, if the presence of topless dancing girls is the new manner in which craptastic pop and R&B music is going to be promoted, well, this is a very good day for music. It used to be people just made good music that everybody loved (okay, so pop music has pretty much always been a garage sale of the recycled), but, now, if your music video doesn’t have an explicit version on the day it breaks, it’s not getting the artistic respect it deserves.

The latest and greatest is Justin Timberlake’s new music video Tunnel Vision. I’ve listened to it four times now while plucking out all the topless funtime dancing girl bits for your benefit. I can honestly say I don’t feel the music, and short of a girl telling me she really feels horny listening to the song, I’m not going back for a fifth. Ever. You yourself may watch the music video (below), or just delight in the topless best of bits in the gallery. Enjoy.