Sammy Braddy Topless Bedroom Double Delights Deserve a Boobtastic Trophy

 

Why don’t they give out trophies for amazing and stellar funbags? Imagine all the millions of trophies given out for everything imaginable in this world, but no gold cups for the DD cups that bring so much pleasure to so many people daily around this spinning orb. Somebody needs to investigate this. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to review the candidates, nominees for most faptastic fine female bodies like Sammy Braddy, capped in this Zoo magazine behind the scenes video, undressing in her boudoir.

If I were Sammy Braddy, I’d probably spend most of my days dressing and undressing myself, in between taking long hot bubble baths and telling my roommates to ignore any strange screaming sounds they heard. My friends would probably worry about me being locked in the bathroom so often. And I’d appreciate their concern. Friends are important. But not as important as private bubble bath time when you’ve got a body like Sammy Braddy. Enjoy.