Not Just Fore Play: Weener Kleener Ding Dong Soap

How many times do you wash your wiener in a week? Go on, come clean; we won’t judge. Thing is, most dudes assume that there’s no need to soap and wash it down, since it’s just hanging out there in all its glory. We don’t claim to be doctors (since we’re clearly not) but if you make it a habit to wash your ass, then why would you skip your ding dong?

Doesn’t make much sense to me.

Giving you a hand with peen hygiene is the Weener Kleener Ding Dong Soap. It’s a ring-shaped soap that you’re supposed to slip in and out of your wang to clean it. Simple enough, right? The box says one size fits most men, but if you’re bigger than most, then you’ll have to use regular soap as punishment.

Weener washing. Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

Get It: $4.36

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