I’ll probably get lots of candy, maybe bring my Kindle, but I’m definitely locked in on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie, or, more precisely, Megan Fox and her still righteous body that I have coveted like a desert wanderer thirsts for water.
Yes, I know it’s just Megan Fox in jeans, but I’m guessing those jeans come off at some point. Maybe not in this silly movie, but in my dreams, I assure you. Like they were greased. Enjoy.