Jennifer Lopez Turns 44, We Turn To Her Booty for Birthday Smiles

It’s simply amazing how amazing Jennifer Lopez looks at 44 today. I attribute it to great genes and that dancer body. I say that as a man who got substandard genes and a circus clown body. All that booty shaking really does keep the booty in shape.

We’ve poked a little fun at Jennifer for rebounding from her marriage by doinking her 20-something backup dancer and then buying him a truck, and a few other mid-life crisis type events, but at the end of the day, when I find that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow and he grants me the dream of ten minutes of sweet sexy time with any 44-year old woman on this planet. I’m going for J-Lo. Happy Birthday, Jenny

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