Yep, we’ve seen this abomination before, but apparently it wasn’t just a bad dream induced by that midnight nacho binge. Kanye Quest 3030 is an actual thing that exists.
Did you think that Mr. West’s talents didn’t extend beyond speaking pretty damn fast indeed into microphones, spawning more Kardashians and advertising dickish, overpriced man-scarves? Of course you did. So did we. It’s time to eat those words, gentlemen, because today we learn that he’s also quite adept at laying the smack down on Eminem’s giant floating head. He’s a true renaissance man (whatever that means).
Via the magic of RPGMaker.net comes this thrilling, batshit crazy tale, a sci-fi/hip-hop 2D RPG starring the man himself. The creator explains the premise thusly: “In January 2010, as rapper and producer Kanye West is taking the garbage out one day, he suddenly travels through a wormhole. Emerging on the other side, Kanye finds himself in the year 3030. In a dystopian city filled with clones of hip-hop musicians and under the control of a god-like dictator, can Kanye get back home?” (-youtube)
Now, the crueler souls among us may hope that he never does make it back, concluding that a millennium away from the rest of us isn’t far enough for this great bastard to be. Fans of beardly hip-hoppers may think otherwise. We can all agree, though, that this weirdness defies description, so hit the release trailer above and see Kanye Quest 3030 for yourself.
You can download the game here. Why in the name of Satan’s scrote you would ever want to is another matter entirely.