Here’s Some More Mainstreamed Porn: The ‘Lovelace’ Trailer (VIDEO)

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A few weeks back, I talked about how the upcoming film Live Nude Girls was a great way to trick your girlfriend into watching naked women. Well Hollywood has expanded on that thought with Lovelace, a biopic about 70′s porn icon Linda Lovelace.

The film tells the story of a small-town girl who ends up being the poster child for the sexual revolution. Keep in mind that “poster child for the sexual revolution” is just a nice way of saying “girl who sucks **** for money while being filmed,” but I digress.

Now, I bet you’re asking yourself why you would watch a movie about 70′s porn instead of just watching 70′s porn. There are two answers. The first, as mentioned above, is that it’s easier to get your girlfriend or wife to watch a film about porn as opposed to porn itself. Two, Amanda Seyfried is the star, and she’s way hotter than the actual Linda Lovelace (no offense intended to Linda, may she rest in peace).

Lovelace gets a limited release on August 9th, and I doubt it will get many screens in the bible belt.

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