Heidi Klum seems to be happy. I guess she and her new boyfriend slash household staff are getting along swimmingly, as they seem to take many vacations together. Which is bully for him because we know what he gets, but works out well for us as well as we get to see much of Heidi these days in very little clothing in various tropical locales.
Like the Bahamas, where she spent the 4th of July holiday weekend with her hair braided in a bikini like Bo Derek in 10. Maybe not quite the same, but then Bo Derek never had a $100 million dollar celebrity valuation, so, personally, I’m putting my chips and false love behind Heidi, specifically behind her still tight mommy booty that she showed off in not one, but two separate bikinis. Enjoy.