Emma Glover Topless in Her Living Room Helps the Brits Ease the Pain of Colonial Loss

 

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While we here in the U.S. are celebrating our Independence from England, eating hot dogs, drinking beer, hitting on women we will regret on the 5th, let’s not forget that for every victor in battle, there is also those who have not fared so well.

Today, on the 4th of July here in America, I think of our now British friends who do not look quite as fondly upon our Declaration. I especially think of my British friends who look like Emma Glover, stripping down to her skivvies in a topless show nonpareil in her own living room. It’s quite a thing. I’m not suggesting that had the British Army replaced the Redcoats with bodacious bodied women like Emma Glover that they would have held their American colonies, but it certainly would have made for a much more ribald conflict.

None of the above makes much sense really. Just check out the ridiculously sextastic Emma Glover and be happy we are one in jugs with our friends across the pond. Enjoy.