While the ESPN Body Issue was something of a covered treat, I’d suggest that the finest female athletes in the world today are the fine ladies who each week put their chests to the tests in the Battle of the Boobtastic. It’s easy to ride a motorbike or snowboard sort of nekkid, but try pressing your mammaries into the field of battle against an equally pert and delicious pair, for all the world to judge. Now that’s a real sporting contest.
This week’s challenge places blonde Irish lass Emily O’Hara against the truly award winning talents of Kelly Hall, two veteran Page 3 girls with an axe to grind, err, bishop to polish? Something like that. The point is, both of these young ladies have superbly fine bosoms that you must now evaluate in terms of size and shape and suppleness, and, in a more perfect world, taste. One will win, one will go home in tears though cry only until they look once more in the mirror and realize how groovy hot they are. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?